gamocanebi:

1) garibi kaci samikitnoshi zis da sheamchnevs, rom mis gverdze mjdomi kaci dzalian mdidaria.

garibi: – me gasaocari nichi maqvs, titqmis yvela musika vici, rac ki dedamiwaze arsebobs.

mdidari kaci icinis.

garibi: – modit nidzlavi davdot, tu me shevasruleb simgeras, romelic sheicavs tqvens mier dasaxelebuli qalbatonis saxels, tqven momcemt tqvens safuleshi arsebul tanxas.

mdidari kaci kvalv icinis
mdidari: – didi siamovnebit! ras ityvit chemi qalishvilis saxelze? misi saxelia joana-amstrong mileri.

amis shemdeg garibi kaci saxlshi mdidari dabrunda.

ra simgera sheasrula garibma kacma?!

2) sikvdilmisjils daayeneben 3 karis win da etyvian, rom shevides romel otaxshic unda iq, tan daurtes, rom pirvel otaxi cecxlisgan iwvis, meoreshi arian 3 weli nashimshilebi lomebi, xolo mesameshi ki gadatenili iaragebit dganan sadisti mkvlelebi!

romel otaxshi unda shevides sikvdilmisjili, rom gadarches?

3) me shemidzlia gavxde naxevari, wonashi daklebis gareshe.
me shemidzlia gavanato cecxlis gareshe.
me shemidzlia chavide zgvashi, ise rom ar davsvelde.
vin an ra var me?

4) iyo erti mefe, romelsac ar hyavda arc coli da arc shvilebi. man gadawyvita sikvdilamde gamoevlina, tu vin iqneboda misi memkvidre. amis gamosavlenad man mteli samefos bavshvebs dauriga marcvlebi da gamarjvebuli iqneboda is, vinc shedzlebisdagvarad yvelaze lamaz da did mcenares gaxrdida am marcvlidan.

gamarjvebulis gamovlenis dges uamravi bavshvi idga mefis winashe uzarmazari da lamazi yvavilebit, mefem ki memkvidred airchia erti mowyenili, patara gogona romelsac xelshi mefis mier micemuli marcvali ekava(ucvleli).

ratom airchia mefem gogo, romelsac marcvlidan mcenare sulac ar gaezarda?!

5) axalgazrda bichi tyeshi seirnobda. uecrad dainaxa xidi, romlis iqitac utvalavi oqro iyo, xidze ki idga kaci najaxit xelshi. najaxianma kacma utxra axalgazrdas:”tu shen metyvi raime frazas, mtkicebulebas, romelic simartle iqneba, me shen tavs ar mogchri da es oqroulobac sheni iqneba.”

ramodenime wamshi axalgazrda gadavida xidze, najaxiani kaci ki gakvirvebuli iyureboda. aseti ra utxra axalgazrdam?

6) shen shegidzlia gadmomagdo msoflioshi yvelaze magali shenobidan, magram me gadavrchebi.
tumca tu shen gadmomagdeb tundac yvelaze patara gemidan, me vegar gadagvrchebi.

vin var me?

7) es aris udzvelesi gamogoneba, romlis daxmarebitac shegidzlia kedelshi gaixedo da romelsac dges mosaxleobis didi umravlesoba iyenebs, mat shoris shenc.

kaci shavi manqanit midioda quchashi. manqanas farebi ar ento da mtvarec ar anatebda, tumca mdzgolma kargad dainaxa shua quchashi mdgari shavi kata da manqana gaachera. rogor dainaxa es kata mdzgolma?

9) wigns aqvs 500 gverdi.

pirvel gverdze weria “am wignshi zustad 1 gverdze weria sicrue”
meore gverdze weria “am wignshi zustad 2 gverdze weria sicrue”
….
me-500 gverdze weria “am wignshi zustad 500 gverdze weria sicrue”

mokled ase aris yvela gverdze. da mainc sheidzleba tu ara, rom romelime gverdze simartle eweros da tu ki, romelze?

10) garibebs is aqvt, xolo mdidrebs – ara. tu mas shecham shen mokvdebi!
ra aris “is”?

pasuxebi:

1) es aris simgera “Happy Birthday”, romelshic shegidzlia chasva nebismieri adamianis saxeli.

2) ra tqma unda tu sikvdilmisjils gadarchena surs, igi meore otaxshi unda shevides, radgan 3 weli nashimshilebi lomebi xom mkvdrebi iqnebian.

3) mtvare.

4) mefem yvelas dauriga yalbi marcvlebi, romlisganac sheudzlebeli iyo mcenaris gazrda, yvelam mogebis gulistvis icrua da sxva marcvlebidan gazrdili mcenareebi miitana mefestan, xolo gogona ertaderti patiosani da alalmartali iyo, amitomac airchia mefem igi memkvidred.

5) axalgazrdam culian kacs utxra “me shen tavs momchri”. amis shemdeg man tavisuflad gaiara xidze.

6) es aris qagaldis furceli.

7) fanjara.

ubralod mziani da nateli dge iyo, amitom kargad dainaxa mdzgolma kata.

9) diax shesadzlebelia, 499-e gverdze ewereba simartle “am wignshi zustad 499 gverdze weria sicrue”. (tu ver mixvdit: anu am gverdze rac weria imis mixedvit, wignis 500 gverdidan 499-ze weria sicrue, xolo am gverdze simartle. tu davukvirdebit es martla ase gamodis.)

10) “is” aris – “araferi”.
AVTORI: qartveli